GNOP

Relive your childhood memories in reverse with GNOP by IRATA!

The iconic rival to [redacted]'s [redacted] that took the game-o-sphere by storm is finally back! Forget everything you knew about paddle-to-ball-versus action, because the formula has been completely flipped on its head:

Don't let the deadly ball hit your paddle!

Avoid getting hit from the front. It's that simple! And if you're feeling brave, give your opponent a hard time by changing the ball's angle from behind - But watch out: With each hit, the ball gains more speed, so don't be a backfiring fool!

- Experience a gem of the early days of video games

- Authentic 'Remastered' look that emulates the original arcade machine's design

- Go solo and play against the computer or get a friend to join you in Local Versus Mode

- Pick between the classic 11 point match or try the newly-added endless mode, if you feel like you never want the fun to stop!!!* 

  *fun may stop eventually**

    **no  guarantee for experiencing fun during the playing of GNOP

SUPER FUN GUARANTEED!

ONLY BY - I R A T A (c)

Publisher's Note: This remastered version of IRATA's most famous release was originally sold as a download-only game in online stores for $19,72. Shortly after its release, IRATA had to cease operations after decades of declining interest by the larger video game market. A last effort at retaining their brand's old glory was short-lived and not considered up to modern industry standards. They were later acquired by Atari for approximately $19,72.

-- This is a parody. All of these claims are lies. Do not believe them. I am not affiliated with ATARI and the copycat development studio IRATA is entirely fictional --